tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-319228592011-10-24T12:05:33.911-07:00DatingMasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15676036563874798047noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31922859.post-1154598644694169572006-08-03T02:47:00.000-07:002006-08-03T02:55:25.700-07:00Bitchie Boy is a first-born bullock, grazing in a meadow. Suddenly I come up behind him and grab his meaty haunches. He stops chewing his cud, as a look of bewilderment spreads across his face.<br /><br />This is the outer edge of sexual tension with my wife and livestock, 7 minuts at a time! Moooo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31922859-115459864469416957?l=datingmasterjerusalem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DatingMasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15676036563874798047noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31922859.post-1154316733853999762006-07-30T20:29:00.000-07:002006-07-31T18:47:54.140-07:00I decided to start over again.<br /><br />The truth is that I am a homosexual zoophile. This means that I like to have sex with animals of the same sex as me. I try to make it a point, however, only to have sex with kosher animals. This means that I can screw sheep and unblemished cows, but not pigs or starfish. Some locusts are okay.<br /><br />The true reason for my wife's anger is that she knows I'm unfaithful to her with all of these animals. She's especially angry about a goat that I met on the Golan several weeks ago. That goat is so horny! Sometimes I last eight minutes. Or even 9!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31922859-115431673385399976?l=datingmasterjerusalem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DatingMasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15676036563874798047noreply@blogger.com21